3rd Match - [Buttdia--Accidental Voice]

[beanies]

[The buttdial curse has finally struck this kid! (Because he bumped into the wall, lol.) There's a grunt, followed by a soft hiss. Seifer inhales sharply through his teeth, and there's silence.

If your ears are sharp enough, you can hear an odd, rhythmic sound of flesh smacking against flesh for a moment.]

Oh... God...

[Seifer exhales in a huff and inhales again, then grunts. And another grunt. He breathes a bit sharply, and the flesh-smacking sound continues for a few seconds.

After around a minute or so, Seifer exhales shakily, and his boots squeak as they slide on the ground. The communicator makes a scraping noise through the fabric as it brushes against the wall. Then there's just Seifer trying to even his breathing. He shifts against the ground, and the post turns off when he sits on the thing.]


[[ooc: Dez, you're never allowed to give me ideas anymore. Also, Seifer will deny everything. :|]]

Comments

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

I didn't even do anything! So just go off and keep not-hearing stuff, got it? [Because talking in loops fixes stuff.]

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

Right, right! So what were you not doing?

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

I was bandaging my arm, not 'not' doing anything. Stop being so roundabout, you ditz.

1/3

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

[...]

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

Disgusting. Ugly.

3/3

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

I like to joke around. You can tell right? Does it hurt you? Is it bad? Well, old man?

1/2

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

Old man?!

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

What's with the sudden attitude, huh?

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

Just now, you called me a ditz. Right? You did.

So disgusting. You should just die! [True facts: she's tried to kill people over this before.]

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so?

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

Tch. Horrible. [Sound of a table being kicked and screeching across the floor since she has no idea where he lives to resolve this.]

Stupid old man. Whatever!

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

[...he is so very confused.]

I'm not old!

...jeez, you okay over there?

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

[The confusion is a sign of sanity, cling to it Seifer!]

No!

[beanie-pwns-u.livejournal.com]

[Clinging, cliiinging! He kind of wants to run off now.]

...how about I... leave you... alone?

[prettygirlkanon.livejournal.com]

[That is probably the best course of action.]

Just like everybody else. Go ahead.