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Seifer Almasy is being stalked on Livejournal!

Hayner is stalking Seifer Almasy
Hayner's REAL name :	Schultz Davies
Hayner's REAL DOB :	27th May 1990
Height :158 cm	Weight : 84.9 kg
Hayner has dreamt about you :	17 times
Hayner became interested in you :	28th December 2006
Hayner's latest dream about you
Last night Hayner dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. Hayner was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how Hayner describes your relationship behind your back
'We're star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.'
Hayner's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Hayner has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They've even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst Hayner carved 'Seifer Almasy' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I'd do anything for you. I'd give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD's.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	6 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I've had enough of this. You know Hayner, that crazed internet stalker you've been after for the last 6 months, well they've been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
Hayner's Police File
Hayner can be quite pleasant when he's not trying to gouge peoples eyes out with a plastic fork.

Testimonies about Hayner

Zelda Ingersoll - A withered old hag

'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked Hayner. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?'

Mcbee Warrenne - The Ear Doctor

'Dear God! I knew Hayner was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. Seifer Almasy is a bit of a sucker really.'

Louis Gilduff - Snorts Lucozade tablets

'Fucks sake! Hayner's been stitched up, that Seifer Almasy has always been a right scheming fucker. It's a disgrace.'

Seifer Almasy