beanies: (so what't the plan)
[Cuz HAR HAR, the stuff's off his face, freakin' brats HE WILL FIND YOU. He just kind of stares at the device, then clears his throat.]

Because we've got an... [Hmm, what's a good word for this.] ...overabundance of troublemakers...

I'm reinstating the Discedo Disciplinary Committee.

Pretty much, it's the small crew unaffiliated with the police to take care of the punks doing stupid things, or minor thefts. Also good for escort duties and... well, I'm guessing rescue missions too, from all the monsters.

If you're interested, give a yell.


Also, Chicken wuss. ...camo-pants chicken wuss, I should say. Got a question for you.

[Locked to Jackie Dupré | 40% Hackable] )
beanies: (Say WAAAT?!)
BZZZZZT!

AAAGH!!!

Just when I'm freakin'--crap... I hate that place...

[And Seifer's ignoring the fact that his communicator's on, and on his bed, pointed at him, while he angrily shoves clothing into a backpack. After a moment, he picks it up, ready to turn it off.]

BZZZZZZZZZZT!

OW OW OW!

[His door creaks open, as Seifer spins around to see Hayner laughing at him.]

Serves you right for not talking, beanieface.

[Aaaand that temper has flared once again. The communicator's view goes flying, closer and closer--OH HELLO HAYNER'S FACE, Meet Seifer's communicator.]
beanies: (just bein' myself)
I don't remember what that dream was, but it felt pretty wicked. I kinda wish I remembered it, though.

Feels like I forgot something big, though.

I don't know why I woke up in the park, though.

[Locked]

Chicken wuss, got a moment?
beanies: (Seifer)
Tch. Couldn't expect peace to last long in this place. To all of you who participated in the tournament, good work.

I wish this place had less idiots; we'd probably get more done that way.

[There's a sigh.] Yo, chicken wuss, you still standing guard?


Locked to the Disciplinary Committee )
beanies: (just bein' myself)
Four more days until this struggle match is underway! I'll go ahead and say it now: I'm proud of each and everyone who tries, yada yada, blah blah, and so on. But you're all getting owned into next week.

Haynerd, how's the planning going?

Scourge, you free yet? We're cutting it close now. And Guilmon, you too. Come on, guys, be on top of things, will ya?

...Kanji, we've bot business to discuss.

[He clears his throat.]

'Ey, Beat, you up for a little match?
beanies: (just bein' myself)
Battle scars... Heh, I kind of like this one. It was a clean cut, and right under my shirt. [There's a soft sigh.] Kind of neat to look at... Hah, still soft.

...so, this place has got fugitives, explosions, rainbows, monsters, murders, wolves, and I'm guessin' a load of other poppycock that shouldn't happen. So far... can't say I completely hate it, though. Kind of wish Rai and Fuu were here, but Beat's a pretty good guy... guess chicken wuss isn't completely full of crud either.

Heh. Beat, tomorrow, let's go look for stuff. The struggle bats a alright but I'll need something... more.

Oh, and if anyone wants help learning how to struggle for the up and coming tournament, don't go to Hayner. Roxas or I are the better two, and even then, Roxas is just barely at my level.
beanies: (In the midst of a match)
Few matters of business to take care of.

First off, Roxas, Hayner, neither of you had better be in my bed when I get up there. Or I'm booting you, quite literally. Plus... I gotta talk to you both.

Second, Prydain, hope you don't mind but I've got a new roommate coming to stay with us. He's agreed not to be an idiot, and he's got potential; plus, he's first member of the Discedo Disciplinary Committee, and I'm not sending him to Latimir. The name's Beat.

Also, to Discedo as a whole.... anyone seen a girl named Rhyme? And did anyone figure out what was causing all the rainbows?
beanies: (smug Seifer)
[The video post opens up with Seifer's grinning face. He looks proud and boastful, and not the least bit tired.]

Knew I'd win. So Discedo, you see this face? It's the face of a champion. I have, once again, defeated this lamer, also known as Hayner, in an impromptu struggle match in the park.

So, pillowbat--[he's taken to this nickname; and the angle of the video soon turns to show Hayner, who's on the ground, glaring from underneath where Seifer has him pinned. He's on one knee, with the other leg in Hayner's back, one hand pushing him down with the struggle bat while the other holds up the communicator.

Roxas is in the back, looking rather weary, and ready to step in. Seifer catches this, and backs off a little, moving his arm so Hayner can lift himself somewhat.
]

How's it feel being the biggest loser in Discedo?

Just shut up!

[The camera shifts back on Seifer's face as he stands up fully.] There you have it. This guy's probably your easiest bet in the struggle tournament, so he should be out first round, whether you've struggled before or not.

I guess that's--what the--

[The communicator flies from Seifer's hand, and falls on its side, showing a sideways view of Hayner reaching up and punching Seifer, all the while Seifer blocking with one arm while grabbing onto Hayner's shirt.

A fight ensues. The post times out.
]

[[ooc: Yeaaaah, Stormy was kind of drained yesterday, but here we go. After Hayner's post, Hayner lost the match, and Seifer egged him on enough to start a fight. Anyone in the area could probably hear them shouting.]]
beanies: (homie has a whiffle bat)


Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Seifer Almasy is being stalked on Livejournal!

Hayner is stalking Seifer Almasy
Hayner's REAL name :Schultz Davies
Hayner's REAL DOB :27th May 1990
Height :158 cmWeight : 84.9 kg
Hayner has dreamt about you : 17 times
Hayner became interested in you : 28th December 2006
Hayner's latest dream about you
Last night Hayner dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. Hayner was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how Hayner describes your relationship behind your back
'We're star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.'
Hayner's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Hayner has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They've even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst Hayner carved 'Seifer Almasy' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I'd do anything for you. I'd give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD's.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 6 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I've had enough of this. You know Hayner, that crazed internet stalker you've been after for the last 6 months, well they've been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
Hayner's Police File
Hayner can be quite pleasant when he's not trying to gouge peoples eyes out with a plastic fork.

Testimonies about Hayner
Zelda Ingersoll - A withered old hag
'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked Hayner. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?'
Mcbee Warrenne - The Ear Doctor
'Dear God! I knew Hayner was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. Seifer Almasy is a bit of a sucker really.'
Louis Gilduff - Snorts Lucozade tablets
'Fucks sake! Hayner's been stitched up, that Seifer Almasy has always been a right scheming fucker. It's a disgrace.'

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