Seifer Almasy

Bein' this lazy is boring. Last time I broke my arm, it was, what... fifth grade? Punched a brick wall by accident instead of some kid's face. My arm was in a cast for a solid two months... weirdly enough, it's my better punching hand, too.

[He scoffs lightly.]

Guess it was just fate to break the other one, huh. Hopefully it's not gonna take two months with this one. 'cuz... a lot of stuff happens in two months, and I'm not sitting out for another week.

Pry, I'll start my shifts up again tomorrow.